Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Randomize
