absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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