she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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