two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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