My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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