He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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