just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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