Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize
