what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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