i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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