I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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