I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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