So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I need you to use more vowels.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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