i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
His nipple licking is glorious
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