yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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