It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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