The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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