you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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