do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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