what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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