After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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