I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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