Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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