im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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