My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
