Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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