yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He is an equal opportunity slut.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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