So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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