what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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