Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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