Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
