She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy