I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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