Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.