Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.