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I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i barfeds in our rink
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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