Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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