gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize