I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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