doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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