a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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