But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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