Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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