So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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