Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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