I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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