Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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