He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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