Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
