I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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