Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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