What a fucking waste of an outfit
Swine flu. Run for my life!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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