I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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