oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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