This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
should my penis look like a turkey
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.